I think this may be the first time that this has ever happened to me in my adult years on this planet.
I’ve been confined to my bed.
I’ve fought a cold for several days now, and after being in the cold for hours for tryouts, I can finally say; the cold won.
However, my girlfriend has enforced orange juice, tea, and soup today. Also commenting that the only time I’m allowed to leave the bed is to get soup. I’m afraid she’s being serious.