There is a rumor that I have a wife…
There is also a rumor that she’s a ghost…
Jokes aside, we’re into Wednesday and this is what my superhuman wife has done:
Monday: Up at 3:00 AM, to work by 4:00 AM, community service activity for her store that night (busing tables of all things), did not arrive home until 9:30 PM, straight to bed
Tuesday: Up at 3:00 AM, to work by 4:00 AM, home for a few hours in the afternoon (while I’m at work), vacation Bible school until 9:00 PM, home at 9:30 PM, straight to bed
Wednesday: Up at 3:00 AM, to work by 4:00 AM, helps assists moving her mother out of her physical therapy center back to her home, straight to vacation Bible school, home with a migraine at 9:15 PM, asleep by 9:25 PM
I’ve taken her phone, so it doesn’t wake her up through the night. Her alarm is set for 7:30 AM, but no work tomorrow.
We may not always get along, but I married one of the hardest working people I’ve ever met.